Here at FatherJuan.com you will find the path to enlightenment.
In my quest to save the souls of wrestling fans around the world I have travelled far and wide building an army.
The Lord’s Army.
The soldiers in my army have marched forth gathering title after title in promotion after promotion.
By controlling the belts I force the promoters to give me a pulpit and from that pulpit I wage eternal war to save your pitiful souls from damnation.
When the lights dim, the music starts and the curtain explodes as The Lord’s Army marches forth yet again…
It’s time once again to SAVE YOUR SOULS.